My dedicated readers/reader has asked me to update. I am so sorry for the slacking lately. However, I have three topics I’d like to discuss.
1. Toasters
2. Weird girl
3. Nobel
Toasters. I don’t trust toasters. I know that seems weird but it is so true. I just can’t put a piece of bread/english muffin/bagel into the toaster and trust it to toast it to my preference. I always end up letting it go for a little bit, then stop it, flip it over, (like upside down). I try to have an even toast on all sides, and I have much more confidence in my doing it rather than the toaster doing it. It is not that I worry it will get burnt, it is more like, I don’t want half of it to be toasted, and the other half not to be. Then, if I try to toast the other part, I will burn the already toasted part. It is quite a conundrum, if you ask me.
Weird girl. I overheard someone in class the other day go, “Yeah, I was standing there with one leg shaved and shampoo still in my hair.” (They were talking about how they ran out of hot water or something..) So then I thought about this, and tried to picture it (not like that you sicko). But really? Like i think of someone, one hand in their hair, the other with a razor in their hand, balancing on one leg. Do you know what I mean? Who the fuck washes their hair and shaves their leg at the same time. That bitch deserved it. (I don’t know her personally, but to do something to completely ridiculous deserves that title
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Nobel. Obama won the nobel peace prize. I am speechless with disgust.
Actually, I have a fourth thing as well. It is only, barely, the middle of October, and I am going crazy. Things need to start changing around here for reals.
Another thing, I’m thirsty. For some H20